Early today, in the morning, I was working the lines, covering for this girl early shift when Tom called our fantasy line toll free.

I have the hard on the size of mount Everest. Can you help me with that?

I have been in the lustful sex phone conversation business for years and I am not ashamed to share with you that for once I was left surprised. A morning stroke! Now this is a quite pleasant routine! You and I are probably familiar with the concept of the morning stroll, or morning walk, but a morning wank?

This got me quite surprised that it took me a few seconds to get my bearings and all of a sudden the images of thousands of guys waking up with a hard on waiting to be taken care off flooded my mind, suggestive enough to really get me all excited.

What you need, my horny friend is one of our specials: the ultimate 5 minute masturbation

there is nothing at all more exciting really that the idea of a man with a monster cock, fingers stroking his dick up and down, until the desired outcome, and this is one of the reasons why I love my job so much. And even if I say so myself, a lot of my callers love what I do too judging by how frequently they grab the phone and dial my phone number. They phone us for sexual climax for any number of reasons, one of them of course because they have secret sexual tendencies and a woman like me really knows how to satisfy a man.

A woman who is fully aware of her sexual needs and is not afraid to go the extra step.

And if you think you will have to waste a fair bit of hard cash calling phone sex fantasy line think again. cheap adult entertainment by phone and the first cock stroking of the day go hand in hand if you’ll pardon the pun.

So: grab the telephone and dial